Monsieur Bruno BaPtiste
Monsieur Baptiste is a Parisian who adores three things in life above all else; diving, his luscious rose colored locks and his calves.  Like Louis XIV, he believes his calves to be divine. So much so that Bruno is convinced that he is either the Sun King's living descendant or some type of a reincarnated form. The result of such delusions is the extremely pompous and rather fabulous man you see below. 
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